Although I've had an allotment for a few years I've never quite managed to get a grip. Regular bursts of enthusiasm haven't led to much order. But, this year's going to be different.
From now on I'm following Mr C H Middleton's weekly instructions from Dig on for Victory. First published in 1945 Middleton doesn't coax or make helpful suggestions. He issues orders. This week's instructions started with stern stuff. How does he know I'm a seed ditherer? Buying them whenever I'm near them in an unplanned way. Apparently this has to stop!
Mr Middleton says: Do not let things slide, get most of your requirements at once, and avoid this business of piecemeal purchasing of odd packets of seeds.
Next instruction was to prune the fruit bushes. After having a go at the raspberries I realise those woody stems probably haven't seen the sequiters for a couple of years.
Although Mr Middleton says I should be forcing rhubarb indoors this week I haven't got any - so can't. Instead I spent half an hour disposing of rotting cauliflowers, sprouts and cabbages that haven't enjoyed being buried in the snow for a month. Stinking, skanky and not going to encourage anyone to eat their greens.
He also wanted me to sow some lettuces. It's the first week of January! To keep him happy I tracked some down as part of the annual seed buying so can catch up when they arrive.
